- Friend: So what did you do last night?
- Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
- Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
- Me: My bed.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….